UCSB Bites – June 9,  2007

Political Bites

Let me get this straight.  You sneak into the country illegally, falsify documents, gain admittance to UCSB under false pretenses, and you are the victim?    

UCSB Non-Judgmental Bites 

OK, maybe this is judgmental: can someone check Yang's green card.     UCSB ties for last place and is on a downward trend.   Did anyone in the Administration notice that the trend was going in a negative direction?  Did anyone think that it might be an issue that should be addressed?  Perhaps the admin just didn't want to disturb the Buffy and Lance party scene.    Seems like the party fun may be gettin' in the way of learnin' – party on Yang.   $10 million lost – nice, real nice.   Let's see if Yang will vote for the money or the party.  Just to put it  in context, the loss of funding is about $555 per student. 

UCSB Judgmental Bites

 Allegedly, the word alleged is allegedly used to often in the alleged official news organ of UCSB's student body.    Come on, she is a UCSB student who is merely practicing what she has learned at the august towers of principled learning (UCSB), "in the real world, if you’re not cheating, you’re not trying."  Another proud moment in UCSB journalism that actually reflects what entirely too many UCSB students are learning.   Notice I didn't say "allegedly" learning. 

The first non-PIKE fight night gets half the expected attendance and raises 50 percent more for charity than last year.  Next year, if no one attends, we could increase the charity donation even more.  Regardless of how it is spun, the A.S. funding actually went to the Primo Boxing Club.  Is the purpose of A.S. money to fund local charities (if that actually is occurring)?   I did like the part where it was revealed that since there was no T&A, fewer people (horny guys) attended. 

Respectfully submitted,

Banjo Reams

Editor's alleged comment:  It has been alleged that Banjo is allegedly too judgmental.  We disagree,  He  is not allegedly too judgment, he is too judgmental.